Sunday, November 29, 2009

World Famous Mothers

What they may have said in those days?

 

MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

 

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."

 

COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written home!"

 

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

 

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

 

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat?  Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

 

MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something . . .?"

 

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

 

JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years."

 

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"


ME: I will kill you, Shut up and go to bed, pappa is waiting for me.