Most expensive BUT most worthless items in the world

Among the items on show is this Ginza Tanaka handbag,

covered in platinum and diamond studs, retailing for $1.63 million

The DualTow watch by Christophe Claret retails for $300,000, but it only displaysthe time to the nearest five minutes. As the people behind the blog say: “So you’re paying

or a, seemingly, needlessly complicated watch that doesn’t actually tell you the correct time”

The iCarta+ Stereo Dock and toilet paper holder. Yours for $90

The Brigg umbrella, which comes fitted with a screw-in glass flask, retails for about $725.

The people who run the blog say: “The umbrella says, ‘Man of taste’, while the flask says,

‘There’s a good chance I’ll pass out in a ditch somewhere
tonight’. Two great looks married together in one convenient package”

DEOS Group’s diamond earbuds retail at between $1,200 and $15,000 for a pair

Here’s the Leman Rose Gold Limited Edition Pen by Caran D’Ache, retailing at $15,800.

Well, it is 18-carat gold and covered in up to 34 diamonds or stones

The Diesel DZ9044 Sideview watch is a snip at a mere $365. Your osteopath’s

bill will be more than that once you’ve twisted your arm around a few times to check the time.

Here’s a chocolate truffle for $240. Yes, for one truffle. That’s $2,600 per

pound. But it’s a truffle with a black truffle inside, you see.

Here’s the Apple iPhone 3G Kings Button, retailing for about $2.4 million.

And now rendered obsolete by the Apple iPhone 3GS

The $2,800 Pizza Royale 007, created by Chef Domenico Crolla, is topped with tomato

pizza sauce, smoked salmon, venison medallions, cognac-marinated lobster and

champagne-soaked caviar. Oh, and 24-carat gold leaf.

And finally, there’s the Anita Bling-kini by Pistol Panties, which cost £2,000 (about $3,000).

But then they are covered in more than 5,000 Swarovski crystals...